Is your site ready for ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, Perplexity, Grok and whatever launches next Tuesday?
Mona Lisa, 1503. No website. Still gets found.
When ChatGPT finally mentions you. (Dramatisation.)
Founder vs. the facts. The cat is always right.
Posted it on Reddit. 4 upvotes. One was Mom.
Reciprocal tariffs on your traffic. The chart’s wrong but the feeling is accurate.
Your traffic report. It’s fine.
Here’s the deal. There’s no catch. I checked.
For freelancers and startups: find out if Google and AI answer engines can find, read and quote your site, then get the short list of fixes for this week. Free while in beta.
Tap the drawings. They’re not metrics, they’re jokes.
How it works
Five steps. You do them yourself. We just send the invite.
Banana for scale. Step 4 is the long one.
- Join the list.
- We send your invite.
- Sign in. No password to forget.
- Add your website and connect Google Search Console and Google Analytics.
- Poke around. We won’t hover.
Caution: page two. Most brands slip here.
Ctrl+Z. The most used SEO tool.
Explain your sitemap to the duck first. It helps. Nobody knows why.
The whole team, on a walk. Still wearing every hat.
What’s inside
It works. It isn’t pretty yet. We’re redrawing it. By hand, obviously.
If found, please return to page one.
See your numbers
- Dashboard
- Search Console and Analytics side by side. Warns you when traffic drops.
- Search Console explorer
- Every query and page, synced daily, next to last year.
- Reports and alerts
- Saved reports, PDFs, a weekly digest, and alerts when something breaks.
Find what to write
- Keywords
- What moved, and which of your pages fight over the same keyword.
- Research
- Keyword ideas, search results and “People also ask”.
- Content
- Every page, its funnel stage, briefs and a calendar.
- Competitors
- Their domains next to yours.
Fix your site
- Page health
- What AI answer engines need to quote each page. Scored daily.
- Site audit
- Broken things, link gaps and slow pages, checked on a schedule.
- Backlinks
- Who links to you, and to competitors but not you.
- Conversion check
- Each page scored on 10 conversion basics.
Work your way
- Assistant
- Ask about your data in plain English.
- Team
- Invite people, set roles, see who did what.
- Agent access
- Connect Claude or another AI agent to your data.
Stonks. Not a promise. Just a drawing.
sitemap.xml, submitted. Somewhere.
Sock not found. Neither is your brand. Yet.
such crawl. very index. wow.
Questions
The ones people actually ask.
Never gonna give you up. Or a fake AI score.
What is Where’s My Brand?
A free workspace for your site’s SEO and AI readiness: Search Console, analytics, keywords, content, site audit, backlinks, and a check of whether ChatGPT, Gemini, Perplexity and Google have what they need to quote you.
Who is it for?
Freelancers and founders. Especially the one whose client just asked, “Are we in ChatGPT?” and is still waiting for an answer.
Is it free?
Yes, while it’s in beta. We’re not monsters.
Does it give me an “AI ranking”?
No. Ask ChatGPT the same question twice and you get two answers. A fixed rank on top of that is a horoscope with a dashboard. We tell you how sure we are instead. Less exciting. More true.
How often will you email me?
Your invite first. After that, one short feature email every three days at most. One idea, about a minute to read. Unsubscribe in one click.
When does it open?
Soon. No date yet, because a date we miss is worse than no date. Join the list and your invite comes first.
Is this a lead? It’s one visit. From my alt account.
You are here. Google isn’t sure.
This launch could have been an email. It will be. One every three days, at most.
Cat on a Roomba. Still more consistent than AI answers.
Your brand won’t find itself.
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